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And coming up on our right, you can see an adult male gorilla. This one happens to be the dominant male. We know this because of the way he is beating his chest, as well as his propensity for rolling large barrels at things.

This is a good time to remind everyone to stay in the tram at all times. Just last week, a damsel-in-distress was kidnapped by this same male gorilla. And if there are any plumbers on board, please be especially-- Sir! Sir! Please get back in the van! You're going to get killed!

Wow, he seems to be doing a good job of avoiding those barrels. Where does he get all those barrels from, anyway?

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