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Why keep denying it?

Just own it, already. We can cover it up with technology, sophisticated language and chest wax, but the fact is, we're only 2 percent genetically different from this guy. A few chromosomes this way, and suddenly we're all climbing trees and dining on termites. All the global human dominance in the world can't hide it. In the grand view, we're all just tailless primates.

And it makes perfect sense when you think about it. Just look at the similarities. Conflict and peacekeeping, medicinal plant usage, Robin Williams. The list goes on and on.

So next time you get down on yourself, step back and get a little perspective. You're a very highly functioning chimp! Now go put on that monkey suit and get back to work.
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