• THIS JUST IN

    The US and Cuba have shaken hands. But we're worried. How long until they're all drinking Starbucks and driving Priuses? Keep Cuba weird! That's our new tee -- and you can pre-order for just $20 right now!
    Get This Shirt, Weirdo!
  • FUR AND LOATHING

    We had two bags of catnip, seven tins of Friskies, and a whole galaxy of plush toys, teasers, danglers, scratchers, and cat grass... Hit the open road with our "Hunter S. Tomcat" tee!
    This is Cat Country!
  • LUDA-KRIS KRINGLE

    We never met a guy who liked to "ho" it up as much as Santa. Guess you could say he's got ho's in different area codes. Wait, we're talking about the same thing, right? Hope so.
    Ho Ho Ho!