• HI, FRIEND!

    This Labrador would make a terrible reality-show contestant. Why? Because he did come here to make friends. And you can be friends with him by getting our new tee for just $14 this weekend!
    Who's a Good Boy?
  • A Vast Cat-Spiracy

    The All-Seeing Cat Eye controls everything. Even us. In fact, you probably want to buy him right meow. Give in to the urge.
    E Pluribus Meownum
  • LIVE BY A CODE

    We got a new coded message from our buddy in the military, but we can't make heads or tails of it! Any ideas? Ah, f%#k it. Life's too short!
    FUCKIT!