• A Vast Cat-Spiracy

    The All-Seeing Cat Eye controls everything. Even us. In fact, you probably want to buy him right meow. Give in to the urge. It's just $14 this week.
    E Pluribus Meownum
  • LIVE BY A CODE

    We got a new coded message from our buddy in the military, but we can't make heads or tails of it! Any ideas? Ah, f%#k it. Life's too short!
    FUCKIT!
  • SQUIRRELZILLA!

    Think squirrels are cute? Ha! How about a monster squirrel that can destroy an entire city! Hmm. Actually he's still kind of cute.
    Destroy!