• HOLD ON TIGHT

    "I Am the Walrus" is probably one of our favorite Lenin songs. We just wonder how he had time to produce music in between leading the Bolshevik Revolution and presiding over the Soviet state. Get our new misquote tee for $18 now!
    Ticket to Ride, Comrade!
  • I ♥︎ The Nine-Tees

    We're having a throwback sitewide sale, with tees starting at $9!
    Shop Sale Now!
  • CASH CROP

    To celebrate 4/20, Honest Abe's got five on that dime bag. We wonder if he just does that to remind us that he's on the $5 bill. But no matter, we'll smoke with him. Pick up "I Got Five On It" for just $18!
    I Got $18 on It!
  • HOLD ON TIGHT

    Our new Hold Me bag just wants you to fill it with your hopes and dreams -- and also your books and groceries and stuff. Get it FREE with all orders over $40 for a limited time. Just use code HOLDME at checkout!
    Hold On!