A Vast Conspiracy T-Shirt
If you're like me, you love a sprawling, convoluted conspiracy theory.
I know that JFK was not killed by one man. In fact, he was not killed by men at all, but rather shapeshifting aliens (plural) from the moon, who were in cahoots with CIA agents they met during the Roswell crisis.
What was in it for the aliens? It's obvious: Kennedy wanted to put a man on the moon, which would have blown the lid off the their plan to control all of earth through UPC codes and fluoride in our drinking water.
But we've been to the moon and found that there are no aliens there, right? WRONG! It is widely known (at least among paranoid wingnuts like me) that the moon landing was a hoax. The whole thing was a ploy – filmed in a Hollywood studio.
Hollywood, by the way, was created by the Learned Elders of Zion to indoctrinate the masses with their gay, liberal, elitist agenda...
I know that JFK was not killed by one man. In fact, he was not killed by men at all, but rather shapeshifting aliens (plural) from the moon, who were in cahoots with CIA agents they met during the Roswell crisis.
What was in it for the aliens? It's obvious: Kennedy wanted to put a man on the moon, which would have blown the lid off the their plan to control all of earth through UPC codes and fluoride in our drinking water.
But we've been to the moon and found that there are no aliens there, right? WRONG! It is widely known (at least among paranoid wingnuts like me) that the moon landing was a hoax. The whole thing was a ploy – filmed in a Hollywood studio.
Hollywood, by the way, was created by the Learned Elders of Zion to indoctrinate the masses with their gay, liberal, elitist agenda...
