So what tote bag are you rockin' these days? Oh, the one from the hippie health food store with some quasi-Buddhist phrase in Papyrus font. Or maybe the one you got for free after signing up for a new credit card at the ballpark. You know, the one that has about 47 sponsored brands listed on one side?
Just saying, maybe it's time for a change. Maybe it's time for a bag that lets everyone know you've ARRIVED! Enter the Headline Shirts "Wads of Cash" tote!
This badass tote will not save the planet. Nor will it let everyone know that you participated in some charity run 7 years ago. What it will do is tell the world that you've got money. Lots and lots of money. We're talking solid bricks of cash. You don't make it rain. You make it monsoon. Excuse me, could you tell me what aisle the cheddar's in? Oh wait, it's right here!
Stop being so modest. You need this bag.
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