American Badass T-Shirt
What's not to get? It's a t-shirt mashup of two classics: American Gothic and James Bond's Goldfinger. Why wouldn't you want that t-shirt? It's badass! Things don't always need to make sense to be enjoyed, you know?
Like, did you ever read a Raymond Carver story, and he'll say something like, "A man without hands came to the door to sell me a photograph of my house," and then just keeps getting weirder. And you're, like, "This is amazing." And you know that it probably is, but honestly you have no idea why.
You know what else don't make sense? Peanuts comic strips. There's never a punch line. They all just sort of end. Or what was up with that show "Twin Peaks?" People loved that for some reason. Or have you ever tried watching these shows they make for babies? All I can say is, babies must do a lot more acid than I thought, because that's the only way you could ever be into that shit.
Also, how come Australians were so obsessed with ABBA? Don't even get me started on dark energy. And who decided t-shirts are "informal?"
Like, did you ever read a Raymond Carver story, and he'll say something like, "A man without hands came to the door to sell me a photograph of my house," and then just keeps getting weirder. And you're, like, "This is amazing." And you know that it probably is, but honestly you have no idea why.
You know what else don't make sense? Peanuts comic strips. There's never a punch line. They all just sort of end. Or what was up with that show "Twin Peaks?" People loved that for some reason. Or have you ever tried watching these shows they make for babies? All I can say is, babies must do a lot more acid than I thought, because that's the only way you could ever be into that shit.
Also, how come Australians were so obsessed with ABBA? Don't even get me started on dark energy. And who decided t-shirts are "informal?"
