Are the Assholes Still in Charge? T-shirt

Headline Shirts today introduced a new service, the Apocalyptic Snooze Button. People who sign up can retreat into hibernation in their bomb shelter or underground bunker with the assurance that Headline Shirts will call them when the assholes are no longer in charge of the country, Wall Street, BP or any other influential body you designate.

The offer remains valid for a period of 40 years or nuclear annihilation (whichever comes first.)