Artisanal Bullsh*t
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Artisanal Bullsh*t

Men's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

Regular Price: $28.00

Special Price: $24.00

Regular Price: $28.00

Special Price: $24.00

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Regular Price: $28.00

Special Price: $24.00

 

Why not pay for a batch of bullsh*t?

Once you try Schatt Brothers Artisanal Bullsh*t, you'll never go back to regular bullsh*t. Why? Because our bullsh*t is organic, locally sourced bullsh*t, handcrafted in small batches by skilled bullsh*t artists. Just like they did in the old days.

Our exclusive "stable to table" process ensures that every batch of our bullsh*t is as unique as the bull who shat it. And all of our bullsh*t is transported via covered wagon to ensure that "Old World" bullsh*tiness.

Sure, our bullsh*t costs a little more. But if you'll pay $12 for a bar of chocolate or a piece of toast, why not pay that for a batch of bullsh*t?

Schatt Brothers: Nothing but pure bullsh*t.

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Soft Hand Screen Prints

Tagless Printed Necktag

Soft Poly/Cotton Fabric

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Artisanal Bullsh*t

Men's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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  • Kimberly
  • Rating:
  • 12/31/16
  • Christmas bullshit
  • Bought for my 18 year old nephew for which it was evidently custom made. PERFECT in every aspect
  • Okay
  • Rating:
  • 10/9/16
  • Perfect
  • Not going to write anything because I hate when websites tell me what to do.
  • UNCLEMYMY
  • Rating:
  • 9/21/16
  • Brilliant
  • True bullshit artist love it. The Gullible are just to stupid and it fun to see them try tonight's out the humor in it.

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