Artisanal Bullsh-t

USD $28.00
Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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Why not pay for a batch of bullsh*t? Once you try Schatt Brothers Artisanal Bullsh*t, you'll never go back to regular bullsh*t. Why? Because our bullsh*t is organic, locally sourced bullsh*t, handcrafted in small batches by skilled bullsh*t artists. Just like they did in the old days.

Our exclusive "stable to table" process ensures that every batch of our bullsh*t is as unique as the bull who shat it. And all of our bullsh*t is transported via covered wagon to ensure that "Old World" bullsh*tiness.

Sure, our bullsh*t costs a little more. But if you'll pay $12 for a bar of chocolate or a piece of toast, why not pay that for a batch of bullsh*t?

Schatt Brothers: Nothing but pure bullsh*t.

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The Details

Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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Artisanal Bullsh-t

Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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Kimberly
Rating:
Christmas bullshit
Bought for my 18 year old nephew for which it was evidently custom made. PERFECT in every aspect
12/31/16
Okay
Rating:
Perfect
Not going to write anything because I hate when websites tell me what to do.
10/9/16
UNCLEMYMY
Rating:
Brilliant
True bullshit artist love it. The Gullible are just to stupid and it fun to see them try tonight's out the humor in it.
9/21/16

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