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Baboon Socks

Regular Price: $12.00

Special Price: $6.00


We're not suggesting that if you wear our Baboon Socks that you'll somehow "turn into" a baboon. Haha, that would be crazy!

Sure, we did some user testing. And yes, some percent of subjects did suddenly develop traits of the subfamily Cercopithecinae. Such as long muzzles, sharp canine teeth and a taste for small antelopes. But those side effects could occur with any product, right?

OK, look. We seriously did not see this coming. We just told the sock wizard that we wanted baboon socks. We didn't say anything about a magic spell. He just "threw that in" for free. But hey, these socks are super comfortable. And who knows, you may come to like your new tail!

About Our Products

  • Signature Typing-Baboons Pattern
  • 80% Cotton, 15% Spandex, 5% Elastic
  • Fits men's shoe sizes 6-11
  • Scientifically proven to make feet 63% more fun
  • Remove before sleeping
  • Or don't