America: Back With A Vengeance T-Shirt
With Obama taking office, much has been made about the rebirth of Lincoln's spirit. Little did we realize just how literal that rebirth is. Over the past eight years, as America plunged into a dystopic hell on earth (not unlike 1980s Detroit), rogue government agents began a secret project to create a crime-fighting robot president. Needing an incorruptible subject, they exhumed Abraham Lincoln's remains and created a chrome-plated, top hat-wearing killing machine to protect the innocent.
Initially, the human politicians in RoboLincoln's precinct feared that he would replace them. But after the cyborg ended a hostage crisis by busting through a wall and arresting the suspect with no injuries, they began to see him as an ally.
Officials dismissed concerns that RoboLincoln will ever go outside the confines of his programming or gradually regain memories of his son, family, and those who killed him in the past. Nor will he ever hunt down Clarence Boddicker and his gang of thugs.
Initially, the human politicians in RoboLincoln's precinct feared that he would replace them. But after the cyborg ended a hostage crisis by busting through a wall and arresting the suspect with no injuries, they began to see him as an ally.
Officials dismissed concerns that RoboLincoln will ever go outside the confines of his programming or gradually regain memories of his son, family, and those who killed him in the past. Nor will he ever hunt down Clarence Boddicker and his gang of thugs.
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