Camp Dixon
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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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So, what are the camp ground rules? Alright, campers, welcome to Camp Dixon! By now you've probably noticed this isn't so much a "camp" as an abandoned prison that we've converted into a post-apocalyptic fortress. Anyways! I know you're all excited to get to today's archery lesson but first we need to go over a few ground rules:
We ask that you wear sneakers or closed-back shoes, as opposed to sandals. You'll know why soon enough.
Campers should always wear a hat and bring a water bottle to prevent heat stroke and dehydration. Also, make sure to carry a hacksaw in case you get bit and need to self-amputate.
You may be inspected for head lice before camp begins, to prevent an outbreak. (Cuz that's totally the worst of our problems.)
Remember, while it may be tempting to use severed walker heads as soccer balls, there is such a thing as "lucid decapitation." All it takes is one nibble on the toe!
I'll close by saying let's all have a safe, fun summer so I don't end up having to murder any of you!
We ask that you wear sneakers or closed-back shoes, as opposed to sandals. You'll know why soon enough.
Campers should always wear a hat and bring a water bottle to prevent heat stroke and dehydration. Also, make sure to carry a hacksaw in case you get bit and need to self-amputate.
You may be inspected for head lice before camp begins, to prevent an outbreak. (Cuz that's totally the worst of our problems.)
Remember, while it may be tempting to use severed walker heads as soccer balls, there is such a thing as "lucid decapitation." All it takes is one nibble on the toe!
I'll close by saying let's all have a safe, fun summer so I don't end up having to murder any of you!
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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
Sizing
S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed by Us, From Scratch
Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology
Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric
Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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Camp Dixon
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt