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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Got any friends that are always a little low on cash? OK guys, thanks for a fun weekend. Before you go, remember that you all owe me for the cabin, so please pony up. Cash only, please. No, Derrick, I don't accept personal checks. Why? Because they're a pain in the ass, and also because you belong to that weird credit union with the golf ball logo and I just don't trust it.
No, Jen, please don't PayPal me. Last time you did that I had to remind you 40 times, and then you forgot to select the "personal gift" option so I got charged a fee. Guys, seriously, you need to bring cash.
Dude, Josh, what the hell is this? A gift card? Are you kidding me? I don't care if it's accepted at any Loews AMC Cineplex nationwide. You know what's accepted everywhere? Actual freakin' money. I can't pay the rent with a movie gift card.
Andre, before you even start, I'm not going to trade for another one of your glass sculptures. This isn't Burningman, dude, this is real life.
OK, that's it. Next year one of you deadbeats can plan the trip.
No, Jen, please don't PayPal me. Last time you did that I had to remind you 40 times, and then you forgot to select the "personal gift" option so I got charged a fee. Guys, seriously, you need to bring cash.
Dude, Josh, what the hell is this? A gift card? Are you kidding me? I don't care if it's accepted at any Loews AMC Cineplex nationwide. You know what's accepted everywhere? Actual freakin' money. I can't pay the rent with a movie gift card.
Andre, before you even start, I'm not going to trade for another one of your glass sculptures. This isn't Burningman, dude, this is real life.
OK, that's it. Next year one of you deadbeats can plan the trip.
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The Details
Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
Sizing
S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed by Us, From Scratch
Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology
Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric
Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt