Pizza Is My Anti-Drug
USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Go Ahead. First Slice Is Free... I'm above the influence. Why? Because pizza is my anti-drug. Other kids may choose to ruin their lives with meth or weed, but not me. In fact, I'm not even tempted because I'm always keeping myself busy. Eating pizza.
Anytime someone offers me a "hit from a doobie," I just reach for a slice of pepperoni. I guess you could say I'm "addicted" to pizza. Haha.
But seriously, I am literally addicted to pizza.
Anytime someone offers me a "hit from a doobie," I just reach for a slice of pepperoni. I guess you could say I'm "addicted" to pizza. Haha.
But seriously, I am literally addicted to pizza.
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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
Sizing
S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed by Us, From Scratch
Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology
Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric
Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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Pizza Is My Anti-Drug
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt