A Few Words on Slogan T-Shirts

I've seen that slogan before, yeah it was on the carpet cleaner ad. Man you really need a new slogan t-shirt, maybe a funny slogan t-shirt? Come on, have some self respect, even the 40 year old guy in our frat had better slogan tees than you. Geez, for a mere pittance you could upgrade so a cool funny slogan t-shirt. See it really is that easy, retire the old lame busted slogan tee and get a brand spankin' new funny slogan t-shirt.