Cro-Magnum T-Shirt
They don't make cops like Hairy Cromagnum anymore. And that's not just because the last of his species died 10,000 years ago. See, Hairy is another kind endangered species: a tough-as-nails detective who makes his own rules.
And now he faces an enemy more treacherous than a crazed mammoth: pencil pushing bureaucrats who are tying up the justice system. So this throwback to the Late Ice Age is fighting back the only way he knows how: vigilante style. Criminals who escape punishment through legal loopholes are about to go "extinct."
Taglines (these sampled well in the last focus group):
• Look out, evil. He just discovered tools.
• He's the missing link: Between foot and ass!
• Dirtier. Hairier.
• It's been 10,000 years: He's all out of patience.
• Carbon dating reveals: You're dead!
And now he faces an enemy more treacherous than a crazed mammoth: pencil pushing bureaucrats who are tying up the justice system. So this throwback to the Late Ice Age is fighting back the only way he knows how: vigilante style. Criminals who escape punishment through legal loopholes are about to go "extinct."
Taglines (these sampled well in the last focus group):
• Look out, evil. He just discovered tools.
• He's the missing link: Between foot and ass!
• Dirtier. Hairier.
• It's been 10,000 years: He's all out of patience.
• Carbon dating reveals: You're dead!
