Dance Like Russia Isn't Watching

Regular Price: USD $28.00

Special Price: USD $5.00

Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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We got this from a reliable source. I tell you what, there's only one way to live this life. You've got to love like you'll never be hurt. Sing like there's nobody listening. And dance like Russia isn't watching.

What I'm saying is, give it all you've got. Don't worry about about the consequences. Or what other people might be thinking. Or the fact that the Kremlin has bugged your hotel room with secret cameras so that they could blackmail you after you become President of the United States. Just go for it!

Don't forget: You only go around this crazy merry-go-round once! And Vladimir Putin will be right there on the horse next to you, watching.

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The Details

Product Type Men's T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight

Fabric Content Poly/Cotton, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed By Us, From Scratch

Hand Screenprinted In California

Made From the Softest Poly/Cotton Fabric

Finished With A Neck Print, Not A Tag

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Dance Like Russia Isn't Watching

Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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Grammy
Rating:
Even my grandson likes this one
There are very few things I do that impress my grandson, but he approves of my wearing this shirt, even when his friends might see me. Get one for your grandma -- you'll both be glad you did.
8/29/19
Tvtag23
Rating:
Great and funny shirt
Great quality shirt, got lots of compliments on it. Funny and relevant!
4/6/18
ChincoPonyGirl
Rating:
Fantastic feel & fit!
Love the smooth, velvety feel of this shirt! The fit was exactly what I expected, too. Just wish you'd make a "Follow the trail of the dead Russians" shirt also - I'd buy it in a heartbeat!
7/12/17

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