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So why the heck did we make this?
Regular or decaf? Decaf! See, some of us drink coffee because we enjoy the flavor -- not because we need a caffeine fix like a junkie waiting outside a methadone clinic. It's all about the ritual.
Don't get me wrong, watching you "regular" drinkers walk around like zombies before you your morning buzz can be amusing. You're always like, "Don't talk to me before I've had my coffee." Guess what? I don't want to talk to you after you've had your coffee either. Because you're probably just going to rattle on about how decaf is for "old ladies in knitting circles."
But go ahead, us "decafs" don't care. You'll never understand what it's like to enjoy something purely for the taste.
Plus, that orange handle looks so damn cool!
Don't get me wrong, watching you "regular" drinkers walk around like zombies before you your morning buzz can be amusing. You're always like, "Don't talk to me before I've had my coffee." Guess what? I don't want to talk to you after you've had your coffee either. Because you're probably just going to rattle on about how decaf is for "old ladies in knitting circles."
But go ahead, us "decafs" don't care. You'll never understand what it's like to enjoy something purely for the taste.
Plus, that orange handle looks so damn cool!
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