Department of Offense T-Shirt
Please select the option that best completes this sentence: I'm filing this complaint because the Department:
A) Made anonymous calls to voters in my district and asked if it bothered them that I was the leader of a nudist cult – then mumbled that they meant to say "church group" and hung up.
B) Disingenuously and repeatedly lauded my "courage" for supporting my "gay son who lives in Hollywood" during a town hall meeting in Linden, Tex.
C) Quoted me referring to puppy molesting an inalienable right.
As retribution, I am seeking:
A) A guest spot on Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher.
B) A book-jacket quote for my upcoming tell-all
C) A public apology*
* Not responsible if apology happens to be made on the same day as catastrophic natural disaster, terrorist attack or humans landing on Mars.
A) Made anonymous calls to voters in my district and asked if it bothered them that I was the leader of a nudist cult – then mumbled that they meant to say "church group" and hung up.
B) Disingenuously and repeatedly lauded my "courage" for supporting my "gay son who lives in Hollywood" during a town hall meeting in Linden, Tex.
C) Quoted me referring to puppy molesting an inalienable right.
As retribution, I am seeking:
A) A guest spot on Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher.
B) A book-jacket quote for my upcoming tell-all
C) A public apology*
* Not responsible if apology happens to be made on the same day as catastrophic natural disaster, terrorist attack or humans landing on Mars.
