Dolphins in Space
USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Ah ha! Nice try, dolphins. We've known all along that you were aliens. And that's not just because we read "Hitchhiker's Guide" or saw that expose in Weekly World News. Nope, we could tell just from intuition.
All that BS about you being "sacred healers" was just a red herring (so to speak) to distract us from the obvious fact that you're really the descendants of aliens that came to Earth 100,000 years ago. Nice trick you pulled building those pyramids, by the way. Still haven't figured out how you managed to do it with flippers, but don't worry... we will. We will.
All that BS about you being "sacred healers" was just a red herring (so to speak) to distract us from the obvious fact that you're really the descendants of aliens that came to Earth 100,000 years ago. Nice trick you pulled building those pyramids, by the way. Still haven't figured out how you managed to do it with flippers, but don't worry... we will. We will.
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The Details
Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
Sizing
S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed by Us, From Scratch
Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology
Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric
Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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Quality Threads
quality threads and instant cred...what more needs to be said?
10/23/16