Donkey Taxi T-Shirt

You ever have that one dream? With the donkey? And he's in the backseat of a taxi with his head out the window. And he's all, "Hey man, room for one more in here." And you're a little freaked out but mostly curious, so you get in.

Then he starts this weird lecture about how donkeys are actually smarter than horses and there's even a bunch of research to back him up. And you question him on it. But then he raises a really good point, which is how would he be talking to you right now if it weren't true. So you agree with him and suggest that maybe people just think they're stupid because of their big ears. Which you know came out totally wrong, but he's too polite to call you out on it...

Me neither, I was just asking.