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So why the heck did we make this?
Hey, kid! Come here for a sec. I've got a trick I wanna show you. What's the matter? You don't like the funny man? What do you mean, you don't like clowns?! Let me tell you something: As sure as my breath smells like Early Times and vomit, EVERYBODY LOVES CLOWNS!
Clowns are funny! Seriously, all the other kids think it's hilarious when they see a gigantic, albino-esque freak with blood-red hair and feet as big as pontoons. See how many different colors there are in my jacket – kind of like the Lucky Charms guy ejaculated on me? That's funny! Or how about the way all this court-jester makeup and my disturbing lack of eyebrows make me look like Jeffrey Dahmer's worst nightmare? Funny!
Wait, come back! I haven't even shown you what I can do with a balloon!
Clowns are funny! Seriously, all the other kids think it's hilarious when they see a gigantic, albino-esque freak with blood-red hair and feet as big as pontoons. See how many different colors there are in my jacket – kind of like the Lucky Charms guy ejaculated on me? That's funny! Or how about the way all this court-jester makeup and my disturbing lack of eyebrows make me look like Jeffrey Dahmer's worst nightmare? Funny!
Wait, come back! I haven't even shown you what I can do with a balloon!
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