Down to My Last Yacht
USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Living the Simple Life I know it looks like I'm living the high life. Private jets. Pellegrino bubble baths. Broccoli from Whole Foods. But the truth is... I'm down to my last yacht.
I know, I know. One yacht? How can a person of my means possibly survive on one, singular yacht? It's not easy. And I didn't even mention if it had a helipad. (It does, but that's not the point.)
See, I've learned something. "Being rich" isn't about money or fancy toys. It's about simple pleasures. Like enjoying a sunset. From the deck of your only remaining yacht.
I know, I know. One yacht? How can a person of my means possibly survive on one, singular yacht? It's not easy. And I didn't even mention if it had a helipad. (It does, but that's not the point.)
See, I've learned something. "Being rich" isn't about money or fancy toys. It's about simple pleasures. Like enjoying a sunset. From the deck of your only remaining yacht.
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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
Sizing
S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed by Us, From Scratch
Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology
Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric
Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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Down to My Last Yacht
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt