Easiest Way to Fly T-Shirt

These days there's a lot of hype about ways to make flying cheaper and easier. All those airfare sites with their pricing matrixes and whatnot. That's great and all. But at the end of the day, you've still got to trudge to the airport, get your colon inspected by security, and sit miserably on a plane for six hours before landing in Flagstaff. It's a hassle! You want the easiest way to fly? It's called drugs.

Don't get us wrong. We're not advocating drug use. (OK, we kind of are.) And we're certainly not saying that drugs will physically enable you to fly (although the research on that is pretty murky). We're just saying that mentally, drugs enable you to fly. Believe us, we've had crazier trips on our sofa than anyone's ever had in Flagstaff. (No offense to Flagstaff.)

So forget planes. You're just gonna end up with a screeching little twerp kicking the back of your seat, anyway. Next time, fly solo. Fly with drugs.