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Responding to rightwing attacks that he's "unpatriotic," President Obama today unveiled his new presidential seal. The seal maintains the traditional eagle grasping an olive branch and arrows but adds a dramatic new twist: The eagle wears a "Captain America" motorcycle helmet just like the one Peter Fonda wore in Easy Rider.

"You can keep your American flag lapel and lame pandering about 'real Americans,'" the President said. "This here is some next-level s**t. Oh, and check this out!" The President then pushed a button behind his podium and the eagle's beak began moving to a recording of Steppenwolf's "Born to Be Wild." "It's kind of like one of those 'singing bass' things they sell at Walmart," he said.

This is the first time the seal has been modified since President Nixon temporarily changed the eagle to a cop flogging a hippie with a billyclub.