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Elect A White Guy T-Shirt

I understand that the issue of race is a powderkeg for the media. Still, am I the only one who's willing to state the obvious? This election has made one thing clear: America is simply not ready for a rich, white man to be president. Maybe that day will come. (Indeed, some might even say it already has come, with presidents 1-43.) But I guess I'm just not that optimistic.

The ironic thing is that I see half the country wearing t-shirts that say "Vote for Change" and "Yes, We Can!" Granted, those t-shirts are a reassuring sight, but when is this change going to happen? It's not like there's a shortage of rich white men out there. Tons of them ran for president just this year.

If we're truly a nation that values diversity, then maybe it's time we elected a rich white guy for once. Who knows, he may have some fresh ideas about new wars we can start, or ways to screw with the economy, or just ways that we can help better serve his own personal needs.

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• Screenprinted tagless neck
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political t-shirt, liberal t-shirt