Emergency Broadcast
USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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So is this an emergency or not? This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. This was only a test. If this had been an actual emergency, the attention signal you just heard would have been followed by official information, news or instructions.
Also, if this had been an actual emergency, the color bars on your screen would not have looked like dripping paint smears. (What was that supposed to be, anyway, some kind of postmodernist statement?)
And if this had been an actual emergency, the attention signal you heard would not have been a 60-second-long fart.
You sure you didn't drop acid or something?
Also, if this had been an actual emergency, the color bars on your screen would not have looked like dripping paint smears. (What was that supposed to be, anyway, some kind of postmodernist statement?)
And if this had been an actual emergency, the attention signal you heard would not have been a 60-second-long fart.
You sure you didn't drop acid or something?
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The Details
Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
Sizing
S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed by Us, From Scratch
Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology
Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric
Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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Emergency Broadcast
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt