Everyone Hates Us Now T-Shirt

Four score and seven Abu Ghraibs ago, we introduced this classic to the Bush-hating masses. And now we're bringing it back! Because while the W years may have been the halcyon days for them hating us, the fact is they still do.

How do we know? Simple. They have a monthly email newsletter that we subscribe to. (We signed up for it accidentally while ordering some Creatine online.) For your convenience, we've compiled a list of reasons they still hate us, dating back to January 2009:

• Sex and the City 2
• The jumbotron at the new Cowboys Stadium
• Myriad celebrity nip slips (some of which they suspect were choreographed)
• Sammi and Ronnie's relationship on Jersey Shore
• The rash of blogs being made into movies
• The return of the McRib
• Bristol Palin advancing to the semi-finals on Dancing with the Stars
• The NYTimes.com redesign
• Ongoing US military and economic intervention in the Middle East to suppress Arab nationalism and secure the flow of cheap oil, dating back to the end of World War II. (That one's kind of an ongoing thing.)