Exploit Local Artists T-Shirt
Great career opportunities available for emerging artists in the Exploit Local Artists program! Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime chance to:
1. Perform skilled creative labor for roughly the same salary as an entry-level jizz mopper!
2. Stand idly by as someone else gets rich off your work!
3. Be constantly reminded about how lucky you are to have this opportunity to "get your work out there!"
4. Get chewed up and spit out, only to do it again for some other shithead!
Inquire within, but only after you buy the t-shirt.
1. Perform skilled creative labor for roughly the same salary as an entry-level jizz mopper!
2. Stand idly by as someone else gets rich off your work!
3. Be constantly reminded about how lucky you are to have this opportunity to "get your work out there!"
4. Get chewed up and spit out, only to do it again for some other shithead!
Inquire within, but only after you buy the t-shirt.
