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Fancy Cheese T-Shirt
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So why the heck did we make this?
Look at this fancy pants! You just don't see rats dressing up anymore these days. So often they're just rummaging through your trash. This guy's old fashioned though. He appreciates the finer things in life, like a spread of fruits and artisan cheese.
That's not to say that you necessarily want a rat eating your cheese, no matter how dapper he may be. But if you should happen to accidentally leave out some finely aged Camembert or Gruyere, you can take comfort in the fact that the quality will not be lost this guy.
Yes, he's a dying breed. A true gentlerat. Kind of makes you wonder. Like, where does he find that tiny monocle and dress hat? Or that little cane and those dress shoes?
That's not to say that you necessarily want a rat eating your cheese, no matter how dapper he may be. But if you should happen to accidentally leave out some finely aged Camembert or Gruyere, you can take comfort in the fact that the quality will not be lost this guy.
Yes, he's a dying breed. A true gentlerat. Kind of makes you wonder. Like, where does he find that tiny monocle and dress hat? Or that little cane and those dress shoes?
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