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So why the heck did we make this?
How come hoity-toity Manhattan gets to have its own signature cocktail but not the rest of the five boroughs? (And please don't tell us that a "Staten Island Ferry" counts. When was the last time you saw someone order that who hadn't lost a bet?) To address this issue, we've made a handy map you can wear around town.
Now, we understand that stereotypes are ignorant and deeply unfair. They can also be fun. So, Brooklyn hipsters, you get the obscure, micro-brewed Pale Ale. Hardscrabble Bronxites, you get Brass Monkey. Staten Island girls, you get the Fuzzy Navel. (Don't look surprised.) And Queens... Well, when you live in Queens, one drink at a time just isn't enough. So you get the Boiler Maker.
Cheers, everyone! To New York!
Now, we understand that stereotypes are ignorant and deeply unfair. They can also be fun. So, Brooklyn hipsters, you get the obscure, micro-brewed Pale Ale. Hardscrabble Bronxites, you get Brass Monkey. Staten Island girls, you get the Fuzzy Navel. (Don't look surprised.) And Queens... Well, when you live in Queens, one drink at a time just isn't enough. So you get the Boiler Maker.
Cheers, everyone! To New York!
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