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So why the heck did we make this?

What would our forefathers say if they were alive today? I'll tell you what they'd say. They'd say, "Shame on you, homo sapien!"

I mean, seriously folks, is this what 65 million years of evolution gets us? Did Suminia getmanovi give us opposable thumbs so that we could waste them on marathon sessions of "Angry Birds?" Did Paranthropus robustus scrap by on a diet of grubs and plants so that we could wither away on Krispy Kremes and Bloomin' Onions? And did Homo erectus stand upright so that we could sit on the couch and watch "Jersey Shore?" No, dammit!

Yes, if our forefathers could see us now, I'm sure they would probably wonder why they even bothered climbing out of the primordial ooze.
 

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