F Your Good Ol' Days T-Shirt

Hey, Brokaw! I got a few words for your Greatest Generation. Yeah sure, we all owe you thanks for making the world safe for democracy and all. But here are a few other things I'd like to thank you for.

Thanks for insufferable, spoiled-asshole baby boomers. Thanks for making it illegal to smoke pot in my living room. Thanks also for Richard Nixon, the Berlin Wall, Beatniks, Vietnam, Congressional Hearings on the Dangers of Rap Music, Matlock, McCarthyism, Murder She Wrote, Disneyland, the Suburbs, Ronald Regan, Radical Islam, Barbie, the Legacy of Racial Segregation, Televangelism, Brylcreem, and the Annoying Myth of Pastoral Innocence.