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Can you crack the code?

Our buddy in the military sent us another code to decipher, and once again we're stumped! It's some kind of riddle, that's for sure. Some kind of enciphered message buried deep in those code words. But what?

We do have this theory that every third letter represents a prime number, which when added together totals 132, which is the year Han Huandi was born. So maybe it has something to do with the Han Dynasty? But then we have this whole other theory involving the Voynich manuscript...

Ah, fuck it. There's no way we're ever going to figure this out.

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