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Have you ever seen fish this gold before?
When we say goldfish, we mean a gold fish. Not some googly-eyed, orange blob staring at its own reflection in a glass bowl. No, we mean the type of fish Goldfinger would be proud to call his own!
You know, the natives tell of a fish made of pure gold. Well, the natives didn't tell me that, but my friend Rob did. He was fishing one day in Turtle Creek and almost caught it. He battled it for two hours and was just about to pull it into the boat when the line suddenly snapped. I never asked him how a fish made of precious metal would be able to swim, but Rob's never been one to lie. Exaggerate, sure. But outright lie? No.
It does seem a bit far-fetched though.
You know, the natives tell of a fish made of pure gold. Well, the natives didn't tell me that, but my friend Rob did. He was fishing one day in Turtle Creek and almost caught it. He battled it for two hours and was just about to pull it into the boat when the line suddenly snapped. I never asked him how a fish made of precious metal would be able to swim, but Rob's never been one to lie. Exaggerate, sure. But outright lie? No.
It does seem a bit far-fetched though.
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