Greetings From Mars T-Shirt
OK, so there's no life on Mars. Or at least no green guys with pulsating brains running around. In fact, there might not even be a drop of liquid water. So what? We still want to go! And we don't mean sending a glorified erector set to push around some dirt and call it a day. No, we want to visit Mars.
Seriously, how come this little Mars Rover gets to hang out there but not us humans? Sure, he's charming in a "Johnny Five" from Short Circuit kind of way, but that's no reason he should have free reign over an entire planet.
Let's just do this already. We know the technology is still years -- maybe decades -- away, but can't we just find a shortcut? Isn't there, like, a wormhole we can take or something? If the movie Total Recall is right (and we can only assume it is), we're supposed to have a civil war on Mars by 2084. Let's get going, people!
Seriously, how come this little Mars Rover gets to hang out there but not us humans? Sure, he's charming in a "Johnny Five" from Short Circuit kind of way, but that's no reason he should have free reign over an entire planet.
Let's just do this already. We know the technology is still years -- maybe decades -- away, but can't we just find a shortcut? Isn't there, like, a wormhole we can take or something? If the movie Total Recall is right (and we can only assume it is), we're supposed to have a civil war on Mars by 2084. Let's get going, people!

