Hammer Time T-Shirt
Citizens in Oakland, Calif overwhelmingly passed Ballot Measure H last night, hereby changing the city's timezone from Pacific Daylight to Hammer Time. Now, whenever someone asks what time it is, the answer will always be "Hammer Time." Oakland mayor Ron Dellums heralded the result, saying that the city's efficiency will skyrocket by having a single, never-changing time of day.
"Just think of the untold millions we'll save on clocks and transit schedules alone," said Dellums. "I mean, you already know what time the next bus or train arrives -- Hammer Time!" Dellums also said that Hammer Time will effectively end flaky behavior. No one will ever be late for a meeting anymore because whatever time they show up will be the correct time (that being Hammer Time).
As a final step, the city will also be adding the words "(Hammer Time)" to the bottom of every stop sign.
"Just think of the untold millions we'll save on clocks and transit schedules alone," said Dellums. "I mean, you already know what time the next bus or train arrives -- Hammer Time!" Dellums also said that Hammer Time will effectively end flaky behavior. No one will ever be late for a meeting anymore because whatever time they show up will be the correct time (that being Hammer Time).
As a final step, the city will also be adding the words "(Hammer Time)" to the bottom of every stop sign.
