Hedonist T-Shirt

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Well, well, well. Looks like we got ourselves a card-carrying member of the Hedonist Party! And speaking of party, why aren't we having one right now? If it feels good, do it -- that's my philosophy! Let's start with a few words on Hedonism.

Webster's defines hedonism as the doctrine that pleasure is the sole good in life. The name derives from the Greek word for "delight." The philosopher Democritus is generally credited with--

Oh my God -- snore! What is this, school? We should be eating filet mingon in shorts, or having sex while parasailing or something. This ain't exactly cuttin' it for me so I'm out. If anyone needs me, I'll be on a waterslide at a resort in Jamaica -- not giving a crap about anything outside of my utopian acropolis. Peace!