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Obama 08
2008 – U S of A - After months of increasingly negative campaigning, the battle between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton for the Democratic presidential nomination appears to have reached a new low. The two sides have cynically begun using unflattering photos of one another in their own campaign marketing.

Mr. Obama began the recent tit-for-tat by adding a warts-and-all photo of Mrs. Clinton to his “Obama 08” campaign logo.

“I know people have really t...
Uncovering the stories that the mainstream media is afraid of.

Who's That Girl?
Weekend Forecast
Weekend Forecast
Friday will be sunny and calm, with a few passing clouds. Temperatures in the low 70s.

Satu...
Hillary For President
Hillary For President
2008 – U S of A - After months of increasingly negative campaigning, the battle between Barack Obama...
Subliminal Eye Chart
Subliminal Eye Chart
Noxon, Mon. – Is your vision 20/20? How about your paranoia-vision? Now you can challenge onlookers ...
Distract and Disenfranchise
Distract and Disenfranchise
Swing State, USA – Hey there, Mr. Working Man! I know you’re concerned about basic needs like health...
Please Recycle
Please Recycle
London, England - After decades of protests by the nonprofit activist group People for the Ethical T...
Await Armageddon
Await Armageddon
So are you guys doing anything for Armageddon? I was thinking of maybe having a barbeque, but I was ...
Say No To Drugs
Say No To Drugs
The Air Force announced today that it is changing its longstanding tradition of flight crews writing...
Jesus is a Shitty Scientist <font color=red>(Religious Sale) $15
Jesus is a Shitty Scientist (Religious Sale) $15
Nazareth, Disputed Territory – After two millennia, a visibly angry Jesus announced today that he ha...
(Nuclear) Winter Cottage
(Nuclear) Winter Cottage
Nye County, Nev. – Available now: 3 BR/2BA, 1200 sq/ft winter cottage. Slight wind damage (previous ...
Presidential Seal
Presidential Seal
Washington, D.C — In what many are viewing as a late – and unbelievably offensive – attempt to court...
Censored Document
Censored Document
The Pentagon released a report yesterday that officials say will silence allegations that many US tr...
Provo Chapter
Provo Chapter
Provo, Utah – The local chapter of Flag-Burning Freedom-Hating Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Soci...
Twinkie and Cockroach
Twinkie and Cockroach
Indianapolis, Ind. — Confirming what was once believed a myth, Twinkies and cockroaches inherited th...
Da Vinci Rock Man
Da Vinci Rock Man
The discovery of a series of previously unknown drawings by Leonardo da Vinci have revealed that the...
Never Know Until You Try
Never Know Until You Try
Chin up, little guy! Look, I know it didn’t work out this time, but you can’t win if you don’t try, ...
Rock Papers Scissor
Rock Papers Scissor
The “Rock, Paper, Scissors” game used internationally to resolve disputes of all kinds – from who go...
F Bee Eye
F Bee Eye
In a move to improve its image with young people, the historically conservative Federal Bureau of In...
Think of the Children
Think of the Children
Hello. I’d like you to have a look this cute little girl from Zambia named Pulika. In her native Bem...
Crush All Dissent
Crush All Dissent
In a move sure to draw the ire of civil-rights and child-obesity activist groups alike, Mayor McChee...
Ready to Negotiate
Ready to Negotiate
So anyway, Mr. Prime Minister, I think you were saying something about the need for us to be patient...
Bingebot
Bingebot
Suffering from flagging sales of its robotic vacuum, the company iAutomaton has introduced a new pro...
The 60s Are over
The 60s Are over
Hey there, Baby Boomer. So I know you’re all “still trying to grasp the enormity” of what you accomp...
Grim Reaper Ice Cream
Grim Reaper Ice Cream
In a brazen move that has community leaders up in arms, the Grim Reaper has been peddling an ice cre...
Monkeys Typing
Monkeys Typing
Dan Brown’s highly anticipated new novel hit a snag on Tuesday when the “Da Vinci Code” author reali...
California Flag
California Flag
More than 150 years after it was first created, California’s storied “Bear Flag” is undergoing some ...
Limited Edition
Limited Edition
We’re better than you. We just are. If you have to ask why, that just proves our point. Are those fa...
You're Not My Type
You're Not My Type
Tired of being groped by icky Eurotrash who don’t speak the language of NO? Do you get swarmed by Ta...
Violence
Violence
Do you have sudden impulses of anger or rage? Do you suffer from insomnia or chronic constipation? D...
They're Fake
They're Fake
But they’re spectacular! And now you can have the perfect t-shirt to accompany them. Printed with sh...
I've Almost Finished My Screenplay
I've Almost Finished My Screenplay
Santa Monica, Calif. – Hey man, does this place have an electrical outlet I can plug my Macbook into...
Fuck Your Good 'Ol Days
Fuck Your Good 'Ol Days
New Amsterdam, NY - Hey Brokaw! I got a few words for your Greatest Generation. Yeah sure, we all ow...
<font color=red>Surprise Pack (3 Shirts only $30)</font>
Surprise Pack (3 Shirts only $30)
San Francisco, CA - Can't decide just which of the fabulous tees you should bless yourself - or a fr...
You're No Jack Kennedy
You're No Jack Kennedy
Mission, Tex. - Available just in time for election season (or a little late... or a little early, d...
Are the Assholes Still in Charge?
Are the Assholes Still in Charge?
San Francisco, Calif. - Headline Shirts today introduced a new service, the Apocalyptic Snooze Butto...
What Country Should We Screw Next?
What Country Should We Screw Next?
Los Angeles, Calif. - Riding on the success of its plan to turn Iraq into a civil war-torn hellhole ...
Bland Compromise <font color=red>(ELECTION SALE) $15</FONT>
Bland Compromise (ELECTION SALE) $15
Des Moines, Iowa - Billing himself as the "least sucky option", a new candidate named Bland Compromi...
Hungarian Revolution
Hungarian Revolution
Novemeber 2006 – Budapest, Hungary – We now mark the 50th anniversary of one of the greatest uprisin...
NSA Tape Recorder
NSA Tape Recorder
Fort Meade, Md. - Responding to widespread criticism of its controversial surveillance programs, the...
Looq Stamp
Looq Stamp
Looq qooL. A guest design for the Looq record label by our friends at REVL. The unique looq stamp pr...
Volunteering is Sexy
Volunteering is Sexy
Here's a guest design for our friends at SF Connect. For more info on SF Connect and the Volunteerin...
Horse in Motion
Horse in Motion
In an apparent suicide, Sallie Gardner, who was best known as the galloping horse in Eadweard Muybri...
American Unoriginal
American Unoriginal
Follow these tired trends and you'll be on your way to "fashion nonentity" status.

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Noah's Dilemma
Noah's Dilemma
MOUND VALLEY, Kan. - Archeologists with the group Creationists in Labcoats (CIL) said they have disc...
As Seen on Aljazeera
As Seen on Aljazeera
Doha, Qatar - Well, America was long the global source of cutting edge news. Not any more. The fact ...
Religious Wrong
Religious Wrong
Separation of church and state - hmm, seems I learned that back in some elementary school history cl...
US Media Monkey
US Media Monkey
If you're like us, you like your coffee served hot, your tea served cold, and your news served by...
I Treat This Thing Like a Rental
I Treat This Thing Like a Rental
The body is a temple. Well maybe, but your body is a Cadillac Deville you rented for the weekend wit...
Beisbol
Beisbol
Remember the days when All Stars had names like Ripken, Schmidt, and Mattingly? Neither do we. In fa...
Was it good for you?
Was it good for you?
Tenodera Sinensis, or as us lay people refer to them as, the Praying Mantis, has a special appetite:...
USE LESS
USE LESS
With the price of gas continuing to skyrocket and the nation's oil reserves rapidly dwindling, un...
Side Effects
Side Effects
February 11 - DrugStores, Everywhere - Ever read what could happen to you as you pop that endless su...
Red Menace
Red Menace
January 30 - Family Values, USA - There's a new conspiracy infecting America. No, it's not McC...
Everyone Hates Us Now
Everyone Hates Us Now
February 12 - Everytown USA - Ma, Pa, Sonny, Princess and Grams are all riding the wave of affluence...
Rich Crackers
Rich Crackers
November 1 - Orange County, CA - It's official, white people keep getting richer. According to th...
Hecho en America
Hecho en America
November 3 - Mission District, San Francisco - Today Hispanic and Latino workers power the US econom...
BALCO Athletic Dept.
BALCO Athletic Dept.
Sept. 15 - Bay Area, CA - After weeks of banging our scrawny hipster heads against the Formica, we r...

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