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"I'm too old..." Kid's T-Shirt

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So why the heck did we make this?

Ah-ha. That was really clever. No really, that whole "got your nose" bit is still really fresh. Definitely never heard that before. And that was really amazing how you just pulled that nickel out of my ear. My mind is spinning thinking of all the things I can buy with those five cents. (FYI, Gramps, it's not a whole lot these days.)

Listen, I'm gonna level with you. I think I'm too old to appreciate your sense of humor. It's not that you aren't funny. I'm sure that you are... for a certain audience. But I think I've just -- how shall I put this? -- moved on. I guess it's just a matter of personal preference. You're into that "old-fashioned jokes" thing, whereas I'm more of a "stuff that's actually funny" type of guy. No big.

But hey, don't stress. I'll bet you kill it with the newborn demographic. You should meet my baby sister.

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