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Why do you think they call them pirates?

Ahoy, all ye copyright lubbers, we are the Pirates of the Internet! The mere mention of our name sends shivers down the spine of every man, maiden and cable conglomerate on the seven seas!

'Tis a merry band of buccaneers, we be. And we're here to seize ye treasure! Now make with ye gold, ye doubloons, and every episode of ye premium-channel TV program not yet available on DVD! And as for ye paid advertiser content? Send it to Davy Jones' Locker! 'Tis of no use for marauding pirates such as we!

What is ye have there? Avast! Is that the latest installment of ye Wolverine franchise, still in theaters? Hand it over! We heard 'tis not a good film, but 'tis worth a shot on a Sunday afternoon. After all, it is not we who be paying for it, ah ha ha ha ha!
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