It's Not Me, It's You T-Shirt
Listen, we need to talk. I think you're great. A really sweet person. But I think we need some space for a while. I'm in a weird place in my life, and I'm just not ready to commit to a longterm relationship. It's not you, it's me.
Oh, who am I kidding? It's not me -- it's you. It's totally you. I mean, why would it be me? If it were me, then what would I do -- break up with myself? No, it's clearly you. You are the problem.
And as long as I'm being honest, I'm not in a "weird place in my life." I'm in a totally normal place. And I don't need "some space for a while." I need to get away. From you. Permanently. And while I'm at it, you're not even a sweet person. In fact, you're kind of a dick.
But I hope we can still be friends.
Oh, who am I kidding? It's not me -- it's you. It's totally you. I mean, why would it be me? If it were me, then what would I do -- break up with myself? No, it's clearly you. You are the problem.
And as long as I'm being honest, I'm not in a "weird place in my life." I'm in a totally normal place. And I don't need "some space for a while." I need to get away. From you. Permanently. And while I'm at it, you're not even a sweet person. In fact, you're kind of a dick.
But I hope we can still be friends.
