Jesus Bar Code T-Shirt

Maybe I'm just paranoid, but I feel like I've been seeing a lot of signs lately. The other day, a fortune cookie told me to "Get my affairs in order." The next day, the local weather report said "partly cloudy, with a chance of locusts."

And then I saw this bar code. Now, I know people often claim to see Jesus' face in a tree stump or a piece of toast, but this seems different. I mean, come on! How could that be a coincidence?

On the other hand, maybe I'm just freaking out over nothing. I mean, my GPS system doesn't normally tell me that "the day of reckoning will come like a thief in the night," but that could just be a new feature.