King T-Shirt

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Women’s T-Shirt

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This king is a little more powerful, don't you think?

It's about time playing cards got a facelift, don't you think? What the hell do all those kings, queens and jacks signify anyway? They've always got such sullen expressions. The kings have those "creeper" mustaches. The queens all look like nuns. And what the hell's a jack? Let's mash it up a bit!

Now this is the kind of king we're talking about! A giant ape wreaking havoc on a city, whilst holding a fair-haired scream queen. Yeah, that's more like it! He even has two expressions -- one haughty and one angry. Because let's face it, giant apes who climb skyscrapers may be prone to mood swings.

Speaking of which, that pesky biplane might want to watch itself...