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What's yellow, pixelated and kicking your ass?
How's this for a mashup? She looks great in 8-bit, don't you think? Yellow jumpsuit and all. Perhaps her samurai sword isn't quite as sharp, but hey, this ain't no Xbox 360.
Of course, the fight scenes might be a little different in this version. Instead of battling sadistic schoolgirls and trained assassins, it's just an endless flow of hapless goons in purple vests coming at her one at a time. On a looooong-ass hallway. And instead of tracking down her mortal enemy, she gets to save some random girl named Sylvia.
Ever notice how the mission in all those early games was always to save a girl or a princess? Seems a bit sexist, don't you think? That damsel-in-distress thing is just so played out. What you need is a damsel kicking ass! (Like this.)
Of course, the fight scenes might be a little different in this version. Instead of battling sadistic schoolgirls and trained assassins, it's just an endless flow of hapless goons in purple vests coming at her one at a time. On a looooong-ass hallway. And instead of tracking down her mortal enemy, she gets to save some random girl named Sylvia.
Ever notice how the mission in all those early games was always to save a girl or a princess? Seems a bit sexist, don't you think? That damsel-in-distress thing is just so played out. What you need is a damsel kicking ass! (Like this.)
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