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You thought there was only one?
Zut alors! It's What's that beast scaling up the Eiffel Tower? It's King Kong's French cousin, "Le King Kong!" Those planes better watch out or they'll get swatted with his giant baguette! (Incidentally, where do you think he got a roll of French bread that big? Does he go to an enormous bakery?)
They say Le King Kong is very similar to his American cousin, except he wears a beret, takes leisurely lunches, and tends to cheat more often on the screaming blond women he kidnaps to his mountain lair.
If you look closely, you can still see the scar he got from his fight with the Italian Godzilla, who nearly ran him over on his giant Vespa. Thank god German Tyrannosaurus Rex was there to save him with his mechanical lederhosen!
They say Le King Kong is very similar to his American cousin, except he wears a beret, takes leisurely lunches, and tends to cheat more often on the screaming blond women he kidnaps to his mountain lair.
If you look closely, you can still see the scar he got from his fight with the Italian Godzilla, who nearly ran him over on his giant Vespa. Thank god German Tyrannosaurus Rex was there to save him with his mechanical lederhosen!
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