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Nice iPhone. Did you get a good deal on it? I'm just asking because it's been obsolete for, like, two weeks so I hope you didn't pay full price. Frankly, it's a little embarrassing that you would see fit to leave the house with that. You must feel really secure with yourself.
We shit limited edition turds. Each one is signed and numbered by Shepard Fairey. Wait, please don't go.
Are those factory-issue Nikes you're wearing? Mmm, that's cute. Ours are custom-designed by a graffiti artist in Lagos who paints with live snakes and has never been seen in public. The leather is made of anti-matter. That's why you can't even see them.
Nice iPhone. Did you get a good deal on it? I'm just asking because it's been obsolete for, like, two weeks so I hope you didn't pay full price. Frankly, it's a little embarrassing that you would see fit to leave the house with that. You must feel really secure with yourself.
We shit limited edition turds. Each one is signed and numbered by Shepard Fairey. Wait, please don't go.
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